Today I shared some Thanksgiving jokes and riddles with the students. Many of them wanted to have a copy of the jokes and I told them I would post them here. Enjoy your long weekend and for all that celebrate Happy Thanksgiving!
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
What smells the bast at a Thanksgiving dinner?
your nose
What key won't open any door?
a turkey
What should you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
a har-vest
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
the letter g
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
the outside
What is the most musical part of the turkey?
the drumstick
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
exactly where you left it